Goblin Revolution! (One Throw Chart)
These goblins want to form a new government, and want it now!
Roll to determine
d4 Degree of stability
d6 Level of complexity
d8 Type of government
d10 National trait/ideal #1
d10% National trait/ideal #2
d12 Means of managing dissent
d20 Means of agitating for revolution
Degree of Stability
1 Wildly unstable, likely to devolve into infighting
2 Likely to fall apart under small stresses
3 Mostly stable, will likely hold together
4 Cohesive and stable
Level of complexity
1 Rudimentary plans for who should be in charge, little else
2 Basic concept of who should lead, how to pay for government
3 Fundamental concepts of how to choose a leader, how to pass laws, collecting taxes
4 All basic functions of government are planned out, with some details on departments
5 A few blueprints for a fully functioning government are bandied about
6 Lengthy manifestos argue for multiple highly complex governmental plans
Type of Government
1 Agrarian anarcho-communism
2 Plutocratic oligarchy
3 Noocratic social democracy
4 Non-hereditary monarchy
5 Technocratic republicanism
6 Theocratic despotism
7 Military dictatorship
8 Corporate capitalist dictatorship
National Trait/Ideal (#1)
1 Linguistic diversity
2 Social cynicism
3 Emphasis on cultural homogeneity
4 Emphasis on cultural diversity
5 Highly literate, well-educated social ideal
6 Obsession with thriftiness
7 Prone to mass delusions and conspiracy theories
8 Obsession with the mystical and arcane
9 Tendency to solve problems with violence
10 Tendency to solve problems with trade and/or bribery
National Trait/Ideal (#2)
00 Religious unity
10 Religious diversity
20 Technological progress
30 Environmental awareness
40 Emphasis on social traditions
50 Fast-paced lifestyle
60 Plain-spoken truth-telling
70 Obsessed with work efficiency
80 Lengthy civil holidays
90 Compulsory military service
Means of Managing Dissent
1 Call in the "enforcers"
2 Call out all supporters to mob the streets
3 Attack a public institution and blame it on the dissenters
4 Claim nothing is happening at all
5 Claim the dissenters are paid foreign agents
6 Claim the dissenters aren't ideologically pure enough
7 Claim the dissenters are on the right track, but aren't right
8 Join the dissenters and make lukewarm reforms
9 Loose a pack of semi-feral wolves into the streets
10 Burn, cut up, or eat any dissenting publications
11 Call a series of local forums to discuss dissent
12 Shame anyone who isn't willing to take all and any forms of dissent seriously
Means of Agitating for Revolution
1 An obscene amount of fire and explosives
2 Threats of a magical apocalypse
3 Bullying opponents with packs of semi-feral wolves
4 Threatening to eat opponents
5 Careful use of bribery and public goading
6 High-quality propaganda
7 Political rallies and demonstrations
8 Threats of constant goat stampedes
9 Murdering high-ranking political leaders
10 Robbing banks and financial institutions
11 Building threatening effigies
12 Stirring up class consciousness among the peasantry
13 Petitioning low-level nobles to engage in potentially incriminating schemes
14 Blackmailing religious leaders
15 Attempting to form an extremist dummy government in contrast to the real government
16 Threatening to assist a foreign government if not appeased
17 Threats of widespread demonic possession
18 Crude but pervasive propaganda
19 Poisoning wells and water sources
20 Murdering tax collectors
Roll to determine
d4 Degree of stability
d6 Level of complexity
d8 Type of government
d10 National trait/ideal #1
d10% National trait/ideal #2
d12 Means of managing dissent
d20 Means of agitating for revolution
Degree of Stability
1 Wildly unstable, likely to devolve into infighting
2 Likely to fall apart under small stresses
3 Mostly stable, will likely hold together
4 Cohesive and stable
Level of complexity
1 Rudimentary plans for who should be in charge, little else
2 Basic concept of who should lead, how to pay for government
3 Fundamental concepts of how to choose a leader, how to pass laws, collecting taxes
4 All basic functions of government are planned out, with some details on departments
5 A few blueprints for a fully functioning government are bandied about
6 Lengthy manifestos argue for multiple highly complex governmental plans
Type of Government
1 Agrarian anarcho-communism
2 Plutocratic oligarchy
3 Noocratic social democracy
4 Non-hereditary monarchy
5 Technocratic republicanism
6 Theocratic despotism
7 Military dictatorship
8 Corporate capitalist dictatorship
National Trait/Ideal (#1)
1 Linguistic diversity
2 Social cynicism
3 Emphasis on cultural homogeneity
4 Emphasis on cultural diversity
5 Highly literate, well-educated social ideal
6 Obsession with thriftiness
7 Prone to mass delusions and conspiracy theories
8 Obsession with the mystical and arcane
9 Tendency to solve problems with violence
10 Tendency to solve problems with trade and/or bribery
National Trait/Ideal (#2)
00 Religious unity
10 Religious diversity
20 Technological progress
30 Environmental awareness
40 Emphasis on social traditions
50 Fast-paced lifestyle
60 Plain-spoken truth-telling
70 Obsessed with work efficiency
80 Lengthy civil holidays
90 Compulsory military service
Means of Managing Dissent
1 Call in the "enforcers"
2 Call out all supporters to mob the streets
3 Attack a public institution and blame it on the dissenters
4 Claim nothing is happening at all
5 Claim the dissenters are paid foreign agents
6 Claim the dissenters aren't ideologically pure enough
7 Claim the dissenters are on the right track, but aren't right
8 Join the dissenters and make lukewarm reforms
9 Loose a pack of semi-feral wolves into the streets
10 Burn, cut up, or eat any dissenting publications
11 Call a series of local forums to discuss dissent
12 Shame anyone who isn't willing to take all and any forms of dissent seriously
Means of Agitating for Revolution
1 An obscene amount of fire and explosives
2 Threats of a magical apocalypse
3 Bullying opponents with packs of semi-feral wolves
4 Threatening to eat opponents
5 Careful use of bribery and public goading
6 High-quality propaganda
7 Political rallies and demonstrations
8 Threats of constant goat stampedes
9 Murdering high-ranking political leaders
10 Robbing banks and financial institutions
11 Building threatening effigies
12 Stirring up class consciousness among the peasantry
13 Petitioning low-level nobles to engage in potentially incriminating schemes
14 Blackmailing religious leaders
15 Attempting to form an extremist dummy government in contrast to the real government
16 Threatening to assist a foreign government if not appeased
17 Threats of widespread demonic possession
18 Crude but pervasive propaganda
19 Poisoning wells and water sources
20 Murdering tax collectors
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