Living Rocks!: One-throw Chart for the Anthropolithic Types

That Rock Is Definitely "Alive," Is Talking to You, And...

It Dreams of... (d4)
1: Power and Possibility
2: Majesty and Respect
3: Freedom and Equality
4: Incredible Wealth

It Hates... (d6)
1: Plants
2: The color yellow
3: Fancy hats
4: Cold temperatures
5: Small talk
6: Rude people

It Likes... (d8)
1: Shiny things
2: Other rocks
3: Almost anything but rocks
4: Loud music
5: The sound of water
6: Bats, rats, and cats
7: Festivals
8: Electricity

It Feels... (d10)
1: Angry
2: Heartbroken
3: Hungry
4: Lonely
5: Jovial
6: Lazy
7: Confused
8: Exhausted
9: Defensive
10: Happy

It Believes... (d%)
10: No one is stronger than it is
20: No one is more beautiful than it is
30: No one is as wealthy as it is
40: No one is as resilient as it is
50: No one is as cultured as it is
60: No one can eat more than it can
70: No one can sing better than it can
80: No one is older than it is
90: No one should be more famous than it is
00: No one loves life more than it does

It Wants To... (d12)
1: Sell something to you
2: Tell you a secret for a price
3: Give you something it made
4: Destroy something you want
5: Take something it wants
6: Fix something it broke
7: Eat something
8: Make a new friend
9: Play matchmaker
10: Be something else
11: Keep something forever
12: Expel something

It Can... (d20)
1: Eat metal, growing in size
2: Freeze organic matter with its laughter
3: Control fire
4: Read minds
5: Float in the air
6: Change crystal compositions
7: Magically lure unwitting strangers into following commands
8: Screech painfully for hours on end
9: Transfer sentience to other rocks
10: Swim at unbelievable speeds
11: Curse people or items
12: Shoot lasers
13: Mimic sounds
14: Change its weight at will
15: Change its size at will
16: Compute sums and differences instantaneously
17: Stick onto any surface
18: Kill plants by touching them
19: Sing bawdy verses in any language
20: Produce ghostly visions and sounds